if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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