how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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