He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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