thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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