I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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