The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I want her autograph on my taint
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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