marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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