I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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