You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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