the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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