i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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