Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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