This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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