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(845): View more from New York

no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

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You wear Armani Exchange.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.

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(478): View more from Georgia

She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks

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(916): View more from California

We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.

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(469): View more from Texas

I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.

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(302): View more from Delaware

the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark

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(847): View more from Illinois

i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero

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(323): View more from California

Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not

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Stop it right now

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This time face forward

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(850): View more from Florida

I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.

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