it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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