My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize