Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
