Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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