I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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