great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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