I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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