are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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