Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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