You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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