Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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