No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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