good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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