Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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