Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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