a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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