i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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