He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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