all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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