Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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