"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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