doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
