these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
