3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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