Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I love you.
Bad choice
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