Walk of Shame. In a state park.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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