Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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