What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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