Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I don't deserve a penis
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