You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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