did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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