Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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