whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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