People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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