I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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