He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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