Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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